SuGaR DaDdY

Well.... this weekend was pretty interesting... And strange. Not only that, but now my feet are killing me and I'm not happy about it. Well, here is the weird and interesting part. On Saturday, me and Whit went to Northwest Plaza (the mall). We went into a couple stores and I put in some applications at Victoria's Secret and Express. Once I grabbed the applications, we headed to the food court for me to fill them out. Well, while we were sitting down, talking, and I was filling them out, a man comes over out of the blue. He goes, "are u looking for a job?". I wanted to say, "naw, i'm just filling these out for FUN stooopid". I replied with a yes and he wrote down a phone number on the back of some paper and told me to call it in half an hour. I said "ok". Well, I called after we turned my applications back in but i didnt get an answer. I was like, "hmmm ah well". After that, we headed to the gas station so i could put some gas in my car. Well, at the gas station, a police car just parked RIGHT in front of mine as i was getting ready to pump my gas. Thing is, he just Stopped there... I was like, "ooooo...k?" "Hey chocolate bunny!", he says. I was thinking to myself, "did he really just say that?" I go"....hi?" "What are u up to tonite?" I told him that I was getting ready to get something to eat and going home. "can i call u sometime?" "no?", i said. "yes?" "no?" Well, we argued for a good minute... then he asked me out to lunch or dinner sometime. "I have a bf!!! Besides, I'm only 19" At the end of this meeting, he basically didnt believe me and said that he needed to see some ID!! that motha was 29!!! got damn. "Well, i mean, u look @ least 21, mane". Man, i really dont know what that was about, but it was crazy. a friggin cop!? wTf??? Moving on. Well, remember the guy who gave me the phone number to call? He called me sunday morning, but i was at work so i told him i would call him when i got off. I called and he started to give me a phone interview. We talked about my school schedule, and the fact that i would be leaving to go to thailand in january. I knew this would be the main obsticle stopping me from getting the job. ah well. he said, "thank you for being honest with me"... After the next part of this convo, my mouth dropped... He said, "well... since i see it probably wont work, i might be able to give u $3,000 a month after i talk to my accountant. Im like, ".....wat?" "yeah", he said. I suddenly grew quiet. something wasn't right about this. "are u there?". "Yes", i said. "Let me ask u a question... what is your definition of a sugar daddy?".... in my head, i was goin, hell to the naw!!!! All ya'll know the definition so there's no point in me going there. "Well, i basically want to be your sugar daddy". I go, "o....k". "What does ok mean", he asked. "Well, OK means that nobody just gives somebody they dont know 3000 dollars a month for nothin'.... wat are u asking me for, basically?" "I want u to flirt with me", he said. (I'm like, DAMN, get to the motha f*ckin' point!!) "What does that mean", i asked. "I want u to do everything but have sex with me".... My jaw dropped... ALL the way. We talked for a couple more minutes, but i cut it short and said that i REALLY had to think about it and he should get bak to me in about a week. He said, "okay" as if that's a normal thing to occur and we said our goodbyes. O M G. these things are so strange to me. i dont understand, man. Why does the craziest shyt always happen to me? WEird... and IntEreStiNg..........