CrAzY Sh*T

My horoscope for today:: "As much as you are capable of exaggerating, you will get caught in any untruths that may result from you needing to underscore the facts of a situation. Someone is out to look good by challenging you; do not give this person ammunition!" Damn. Wow. That sums a lot in short. Let's see..... Last night I decided that I wasn't going out. A few hours later, I got a call from Josh, someone i met through Whitney. He asked if it was cool for him to come over. I said, "sure". So he came over, spent the night, and we watched TV. At around 6:47 this morning, I get a call from Bobby. "Hey, can I just crash on your couch for a couple of hours?" "Nnnnooo?", I said. "Why not?" "Because I said so". The same question and answer happened for a good minute before he finally changed the question. "What, do u have company?" I knew he was going to ask this, but because I didnt' want to hear anything about it, I said, "No, I dont!" "YES U DO!" "Fine, watever", i said. After a little argument,we hung up the phone. Around 9:30, me and Josh walked out of my apartment towards our cars. I gave him a little peck and made my way to the car. As soon as i got in, I got a call from Bobby..... Hmmm.... Well, I didn't answer, because I wanted to start the car and make it to work. When I made it to Imo's parking lot, the phone was buzzing again. This time I answered it. "Hello?", i said. "YEAH. U lied. U f*cking lied!" At this point in time, I ALREADY knew wat he was talking about and prayed that what i thought he just did wasn't true. "What are u talking about?", i asked. "You DID have company!" What I was hoping he wouldn't say, he said. This meant that he did the unthinkable, in my mind. He was WATCHING me. Straight WATCHING me leave my apartment. This means he was in the PARKING LOT of my apartment! The damn PARKING LOT!!! I.... almost.... died. After that, we continued to argue for half an hour. (Even when i was on the clock at work) Well, he just came out and said I was a dawg, i was foul, I was this, and that. Well, I just listened to everything he said. Thing is, I couldn't even come up with a comment, other than the fact that "yes, i lied. YES! I dID!! ARe u happy now?" But that does not make up for what he just did, what he just said. Since u knew i lied about having coming, u SIT in the parking lot of my apartment? Oh my god... My heart SKIPPEd a beat, i swear. U now look at me as a dawg? As if i'm foul? The only questions i wanted to ask were.... 1) what made u sit in the parking lot? 2) how long were u THERE?!!! Man, if only this crazy shyt didn't happen to me all the time, i swear, i think i'd be ok.