Un-flipping-Believable

This is unbelievable.... like... this can't be for real!?! Okay, I went to the health clinic the other day for birth control after my next cycle. Well, as I was walking down the street to get to the place, this guy pulls up in his car. I swear, he has to be in his late twenties or at least early thirties. I smile, but in my head i'm thinkin'..."goddamnit".Hmm. Well, he gets out his car, stops and talks for a minute. Somehow we get on the topic of job searches and i tell him what's up. He's like, "okay, well, i'm a job coordinator and i might know of some openings." I'm sayin' to myself, "yeah, I bet you do....". The one thing which made me uneasy was that he kept asking throughout the conversation what I was going to be doing later on that evening. I swear I think I said "studying" at least ten times...He goes on, and i give him my # just in case he really does know of any jobs. Thankfully he gave me his # so that i won't have 2 answer the phone everytime this loser calls. Well, the next day, which was like yesterday, he called me and left a message with few places i could apply. I started to have a change of heart, you know? Maybe he WASNT just looking at my fat ass, but then I had another change of heart after the message he left today..Hmm... It said, "Hello Shara! This is Corey again.. Um...I was just wondering what you were doing tomorrow night and if you wanted to have dinner. Um, give me a call and i will pick you up @ 8:00 sharp." W T F?!!!!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!!?? ARE U SERIOUS? Get yo old ass on. Goddamn. I even SAID i had a boyfriend, just so he wouldn't go that route. So much for that. N*ggas really think they can pull shyt over somebody. I was laughing so hard after I listened to that message. He just made an ass out of himself. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT. Damn, I wish people would get off my nuts! hahahahahahaha. I luv sayin' that. Man, just like that guy at the shoe store, u know? "I'll give u my # if u buy these shoes, gurl.In the meantime, can i have urs?" Are you serious?! 'Cause u can't be serious. OhMyGod. Someone just put these fools out their misery. Even though the guy at the shoe place WAS cute, but why waste my precious time, right? right now I see that there's only a few in my close vacinity i can really trust right now.(Dee, holla BACK!!! U know i love u, boy!. U R my true friend and i will always be there 4 U!) Un-flipping-believable!