K W E E F

So... yesterday was my first day at my new job. It was pretty cool, i guess. But u know the first day you can't really say how things are going to progress. I will tell u this, I tried a lot of candy that I have never tried before in my LIFE!! JESUS. But now i feel sick.... Anyway, that's pretty much all I have to say about my new job.

I've been doing some thinking. And it's about the word Kweef (is there even a correct spelling for this? lol). Yes, I said kweef, damnit. For the longest time I didnt even know what kweef referred to but now that I do, I ALSO know that I know how to perform this task voluntarily. All I wanna know is... WTF does that mean?! The only thing I know for a fact is that doing that strengthens the joints and shyt in that A R E A. Seriously, though. I was in the tub soaking the other day and i started doing that and u can just watch the water move. It's CRAZY!!! Some say it's weird, but i think it's probably 'cause they dont know wat it means or wat happens when u do it. My only reply i can offer is, "NO it's no farting, and no it doesn't SMELL!!!" I can defintely tell u wat happens when u do it... N O T H I N G. Why the hell am I writing a entry on kweefing, man? Idk either. Well, I have a business test in about half an hour, then I'm pretty much done til about 5 for my night class. i really loath that class now. Dont get me wrong. I am interested in the history of Latin America, but not the WHOLE history of ALL of Latin AMerica. DANG! By the end of that class, I'm really ready to shoot myself in the head. Ne way, moving on to more important issues. Remember how i said that I was definitely considering studying abroad again to go to Japan? Well, that still stands but I have more offers coming my way that kinda alters how i'll be getting there. There's a program called the JET Program, in which after getting my Bachelor's degree in ANY FIELD. I would be a part of the Japanese Exchange and Teaching (JET) Program. I would live in Japan for a year. I would get paid like $3,600,000 yen, tax free, (approximately $36,000+) a year to live there, a round-trip airfare, an apt, transportation, a generous vacation, travel opportunities, international alumni network, health insurance, and strong in-country support services. My GOD! The only thing about this is that it is VERY competitive and there's no sure thing that I would get it for sure. Knowing this much, I'm definitely going to go for a semester either next fall or the following fall. However, If i do get the opportunity to do the JET program, I will just be going back again. Suh-WEET!!! And as far as an apartment, idk.... The school is working on building new apartments next year so I might just live on campus again. I would so rather have the convenience right now and be able to save more money. Moreover, it's more of just not living at home than having my own place anymore. I know i will eventually, and if worse comes to worse, I could get my own place ne time when i came back. Know wat i mean? I hustle too much not to be able to do that. Welp, there's my status on work, school, jobs, and kweefing.