Christmas Dinner Pt. II

YEs YEs YES. Got my hair done yesterday. Curled all over the place. I think it's kinda cute, but it makes me feel like I'm 12 or somethin. Whatever. So anyway.... today has been very hectic. I thought I had everyone's gift, but then I realized I was forgetting a few people. I'm not gonna say any names, 'cause I don't want them to think that they're not as important to me or something. But this always happens, ne way. Once I start getting gifts I get a little crazy with it and can't remember who I got what. But it's ALL good. As long as I got it all, right? Well.... U will not BELIEVE what my mom asked me yesterday. I was really surprised and VERY embarassed by the way she asked it. She basically asked me if I was having sex, which wouldn't have been so weird if she hadn't have asked the way she did. She goes, "you ain't fiddlin' in the middle, are you?" And I just looked at her with a straight face, while she just started gigglin' and shit. I go..."W H A T? W H A T?" "WTF did you ask me?" And she repeats it. "Ain't nobody fiddlin' in the middle are they? You know... You know..." I go. "No, I don't know!" (WTF!!!) I go, "When you grow up, come back and ask me. THat Is ridiculously immature!! And NO. NO is my answer." Jesus Christ. It was as random as hell. However, I think I know the reason she asked. The other day, I was having the worst stomach ache and I couldn't throw up or use the bathroom all the day. So she was like, "Um... You don't want to get pregnant do you?" I swear, I was ready to just walk out the room. I finally gave up and said, "GET....oUt. nOw. " She was laughing the whole way out. I wanted to beat her with a stick. That had to have been the most ridiculous act of retardedness..... EVER. Whatever. Moving onto the the main course. Tonight was the Christmas Even dinner. And um. It ended up worse than I thought. However, It was hilarious. It looked as if it was a rehearsed play or something, I swear. It was pretty ridiculous. My cousin even made it look like it was a surprise when he got on one knee. I was just looking @ my mom and my sister, and they just had blank stairs on their face, as if watching a t.v. screen with nothing but static on it. So yeah, This is how it went. The guy got on one knee and did the damn thang. OH! OH! OH! and get this! Once he got up and she said yes, get this. Her mom threw HER a box and guess what it had in it? You got it. HIS RING. So... she stands there and goes, "Will you marry me, too?" OMG. That had me ready to say, "CUT!!! Let's try that last scene again." LOL. Then they were just swappin' spit for a lil' while and it started getting a little old. Me and my family left and went to my cousin's house for more Pre-Christmas food... and stuff. At first I didn't want to go but now I'm glad we went. It was worth going, and better than staying@ my grandmother's house for all that P.D.A. Bobby wanted me to go to the Ramada again, but I really didn't feel like going out tonight. Maybe we'll do something tomorrow. If nothing else, I'll at least see him when I drop off the gift. Yeah... Sounds like a plan.