what Just happened here?

Wow. How many times can I say this weekend was crazy without getting repetitive? THIS WEEKEND WAS CRAZY!! THIS WEEKEND WAS CRAZY!! THIS WEEKEND WAS CRAZY!! I think that's all i can manage. Well, i sang in a band this weekend and that was quite an experience. Lemme give u the background on just how that came about. Well, a few weeks ago at open mic night, two guys from school were playing guitars on stage and people asked me to sing. I got up and sang, "Come as you are" by Nirvana. It went pretty well, i guess. But there were two things I wasn't expecting when I got off the stage: 1) a standing ovation 2)The guys asking me to play with them at a Concert in a week! I said yes, with quite some hesitation.Well, rehearsal started on Wednesday and we were to practice every night until Friday night. Saturday comes around and we're as prepared as we can be. We get to the venue that we were to play at and it's much bigger than I expected. I got SO nervous! I'm thinking to myself.... are u kidding me?! I was ready to piss on myself at this point. Whatever. Keep your cool, shara.8:30pm. IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!!!!! In my head, I'm thinking, "WTF am i doing here?! They don't speak English! What if they don't like it? What if they don't understand? I'm trippin! Why the f*ck am I in Asia NE way!??!?" I get up and start singing.Thankfully it was met with applause. I have not had that much relief in a LONG time! But once we finished the first set, things started getting crazy. All of a sudden, after my friends got off stage with the last 2 songs, a woman appears up there with a robe on. Everyone figured she was going to dance or something. She takes off her robe and has on a swimming suit. Then she takes it all off!!! If u could've seen everyone's face we were with... O M G!!! She was BUTTASS NAKED ON STAGE! Then two more get on stage and do the same thing. THEN we look in the audience and there's more out there on f*cking tables STRIPPIN. WTF is going on!?!?!? things finally calmed down after an hour or so.. i swear, it was so degrading. The men were just touching them for more money and shyt like that. Until it was over, I went walking with a few more people who didn't want to stay. Well, it was time for the second set. By this time, most of the people there were drunk in the audience. I get up and start singing again. I look out in the crowd and people start bustin'!! Dude gets thrown threw a table and shit goes everywhere!!! It was crazy! Well, I seriously never wanted to get off a stage with more haste in my life. Finally. The song is over and I tell everyone, "FUCK THIS SH*T! WE'RE LEAVING!" WE all get on the bus and make our way home. U would think the night was over, but guess what? Nope. After people came from town, they came to my room and made me get up. We went down to Nomgay's room and chill out for a while. After that, we go to Boom's room, which he and some other people had kicked in. Once we were all in, we couldn't get out! It could only open from the outside. Well, my friend Sar had the smart idea to climb out on the balcony until he made it to someone's room which was open. After about an hour, he came back and opened the door. Thank Gawd he came back! I was getting choked up from all the damn cigarette smoke and shit! OMG..... I practically ran to the elevator after that! Wow.... I love how my night didn't end until 5:30 am. Well, at least i made full use of the day....