I. C. K. M. A.

Oh my freakin' frackin' frickin' GOD!!!! I am going to cut someone tonite in this biatch. READ THIS. ALL OF IT!!!! Ok? Ok. So on sunday mornings everyone has to be @ work @ 10:30, if not a little earlier. WEll, I get there around 10:30 this morning. And well, all of the other workers were waiting outside because our manager wasn't there. I was like, well damn. I figured he was going to show up in about 10 minutes or so. WEll, i'm just gonna say, uh no. Nu uh. Not at all. Well, after 10 minutes of waiting, two of the guys left. Then 10 minutes later, I left. The girls said that if he showed up they'd call me. I was like, aight. What I decided to do was go mail this letter i had in my glove compartment, then run by the ATM just in case i was going out with Vicki for her birthday. So... I pass by Imo's just to make sure Matt, the manager, hadn't showed up yet. So I call the girls who stayed and they said they were leaving, as well. THey told me to call them when, and if, he made it and if he called me. So.... we headed off doing our own things by 10:50 ish. I went back to the dorms and decided to nap 'til i got a call (which, honestly, i was hoping i wouldn't get). 11:44. He calls. He goes, "Hey, shara?" Me:".....Yeah?" Matt: "Yeah, uh, what's up?" (WHat's up?! What's up!?!?!?!? WTF) Me: "Shit." MAtt:"Um.... what are u doing?"
Me: "Sleeping." Matt: "Oh, well, I'm here now." I was thinking to myself that that had to have been the most retarded conversation that i have had in a while. And i will concur that it definitely was. Well, after he called me, I called the girls a few times and neither answered. I knew wat that meant. That meant that they turned off their phones and they weren't coming to work. That ALSO meant that I was going to have to do all of the preparation work by myself. I got there to do all of that crap by myself at 12:01 exactly. I had to do the dressing, the ham, turkey, roast beef, chef mix, bread, gcb, and salads. The only thing I didn't have to worry about was putting the salad bar together. I was like, "F*ck that shyt. I'm not doin' it. And I didn't." What made me feel even worse was the fact that both of the guys even came back, and i had no one to help Me. So... one of the boys had an idea to call another girl in to help. so after he called her, she said she'd come in. Thank God. I was ready to buck somebody in the face. And guess what? One of the girls finally calls around 2 and says she's coming shortly. HA. If only we needed her by then. I had already FINISHED everything by then. But aw well. My day was going terribly already. It only got worse. I finally remembered the fact that I was working a DOUBLE today. Nice huh? Well, after that, I made up a new motto. I. C. K. M. A. (Imo's Can Kiss My Ass) You like it? Me too.