Delivious

Sorry 'bout the delay, people. I've been so busy this last week. Know why? Well, I actually got the job that I have been talking about for a while. Did u hear me right? I GOT THE JOB, PEOPLE I started training on Wednesday and I already know this is going to be somewhat of a challenge for me. I will now be a sales representative and will be dealing with car warranties. Considering the amount of money that people will be spending on these plans/products, I have to be more proffesional at this job than any other job i have ever had. I'm just a little nervous since I have no prior "sales" experience. I'm already getting harsh criticism, though. they go "you're too nice". "you're too polite on the phone. U have to be more aggressive". Blah blah blah. Geeze. Ah well. I'm not gonna trip off of it. It was only my first week. Tomorrow I'm gonna go back and do what i gotta do. I mean, shyt, the money is way too good to not try my hardest at this.. especially considering if i DO close any deals I get commission off of everything. Hmmm. i smell that green stuff comin' my way. I will say this... I was VERY surprised at a few things. One, i didn't have to take a drug test. Though in my mind I just knew that with a large, white-collar business I would need to take a piss test and all that shyt. Second, I just knew i was gonna have to accept any schedule they would assign to me. However, I get to make my OWN damn schedule for as many or as few hours i want per week. Muuuaaahhaaahhaaahhaaaaa. (fiddles with her fingers and smerks) Ah, yes. The great taste of success. Let me savor this for just a moment. Mmmmmmmmmm De-Li-Cious.